- Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Today, I meet the real boss, Big Al.
- Kate Lawrence: Big Al?
- Doug Lawrence: Who's the other one? Nathan Detriot?
- Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: Not funny. See y'all later.
- Kate Lawrence: Do you have your retainer?
- Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: [leaving] Yeah.
- Kate Lawrence: [to Doug] I thought it was funny. Anything interesting?
- Doug Lawrence: [Going through the mail] If all the junk mail we got could be turned back into trees, we'd have a forest primeval in the backyard!
- Nancy Lawrence Maitland: [after being knocked down] Oh, if you knew how old my bones felt, you wouldn't have done that!
- Peter Towne: Your bones look pretty good to me!
- Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: [negotiating salary] Everything's okay but the cleaning.
- Alexandra Friel: Oh, that's part of the deal.
- Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: You're paying two dollars an hour, right?
- Alexandra Friel: Uh, huh.
- Letitia 'Buddy' Lawrence: For two-fifty, I'm the White Tornado!
- Nancy Lawrence Maitland: [closing the door] When I was 12, closed doors meant business.
- Kate Lawrence: I saw Jeff leaving this morning. What's going on?
- Nancy Lawrence Maitland: Mother, he plays me like a poker hand from a stacked deck! I think I really hate him.
- Kate Lawrence: Hate him? Oh, Nancy, hate is such a tricky emotion. It's almost never what it seems.