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These Are The Tates, And These Are The Delaneys And This Is Soap!
richard.fuller11 February 2015
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I'll give it a high score because of the baseball players used. That will always make it a notable episode.

I actually remember watching this episode back when it aired. Gary Burghoff wanted to pitch against some of the greatest players ever. The twist on this story was actually very good, but in reviewing it again, it has a lameness to it with trying to make the revelation so tragic.

The second story with Stuart Whitman and Vera Miles wanting to go to a simpler time is really laughable. Roarke sends them to the Salem witch trials.

How about those large brick buildings? And Satanism in music with the violin. If they had told a joke, it would have been labeled as witchcraft.

"He's put a spell on them with laughter!" No one in Salem was burned for witchcraft as is stated in the show.

The only saving grace is truly Leslie Neilsen, just a year or two away from his rediscovery with Airplane, thereby launching him into The Naked Gun movies.

While I remembered the Gary Burghoff ending, I totally forgot about this one, and I enjoy the Salem Witch trials story much more than I do baseball.
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Baseball and witchcraft
stones781 June 2012
This episode follows the usual good episode/evil episode subject matter as the preceding ones, and there are several familiar faces you should easily recognize. The first segment stars Gary Burghoff(MASH), and his fantasy is to pitch against major league baseball players, and being an old sports fan, I was interested. You don't see too many pro baseball players starring in a television program, other than games, so it was quite refreshing. The Dodgers were very good back in 1978, as Tommy Lasorda and Steve Garvey make a few cameos, along with other players including George and Ken Brett, Ellis Valentine, and Fred Lynn. In a rather silly sequence of events, Richard(Burghoff)strikes out 3 players, with some silly sound effects following each pitch, and that kind of tainted the scene. A little while later in an interesting twist, Richard's boss is also on the island preparing for an important meeting, although I thought it was a weird coincidence for this to happen. The problem is that this meeting, which will also include Richard, will prevent him from attending another pitching sequence the next day; as his boss informs him of the meeting, the usually mousy and shy Richard tells him basically to go fly a kite, and it's easily assumed he'll get fired. The next day, he loses his ability to pitch like before, and a young girl is hitting his pitches pretty good, as the other kids laugh at him; soon after, he worries that he also lost his job. As he and his wife are sitting at a table, the boss comes up to Richard and praises him for standing up to him in order to improve the company, and he has a bright future as well. Richard mentions this to Mr. Roarke, and he was told that the good news from the boss wasn't a fantasy at all, but was Richard's own doing, as this segment ends on a good note. I was impressed with Burghoff's performance, as he portrayed being happy, depressed, and angry convincingly.

Regarding the second and somewhat darker segment, Stuart Whitman(Walter)and Vera Miles(Martha)have an odd fantasy of going back to a time when folks were decent to one another, and times were more simpler. Leslie Nielsen(Whitfield)steals this episode as the stubborn "ruler" of these simple folk, and also happens to be a doctor. The couple meet up with a young girl, as they become friendly with her and her young son; her husband died a year earlier because of a fever, as she also informs them she was only 13 when she was married, but she could've been married when she was 11(huh?), but waited the extra 2 years to make sure she was of sound mind. Who has a sound mind when they're only 13? Anyhow, I believe Whitfield wishes to marry this girl, and the couple stands up for her, which has the doctor suspicious, but he lets it go this time. One night, Martha, who was once a nurse, is seen through a window administering medicine to the girl's feverish son, and naturally, the couple is soon accused of being evil and therefore punished to be burned at the stake. As their stuck in chains the night before their execution, they get help to escape, and as their running towards the woods, the angry mob chases them. While hiding near a tree in the darkness, a cool Mr. Roarke comes to save the day and mentions that not everything you wish for comes true, as there are bad people and circumstances through all ages.
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4/10
Bleh
mikeholmes-4801224 October 2015
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Yet again, i sit and watch another early years Fantasy Island after the rerun run of newer ones. I hoped this would be dark like some of the ones i loved. It was okay. Radar from Mash is wanting to be a Major League Pitcher. Hes about as stupid as he was with Mash. Be an Outfielder who hits home runs. you play more and get blamed less. The whole thing was stupid. But as a Young 39 year old who remembers some of those guys from my baseball card collecting days (1986-91) it was pretty cool to see them and the old school expos uniform that one guy wore. Actually i only knew Steve Garvey (who i always thought was a Padre, i like their brown and yellow hats of the time) and George Brett. George BRetts brother was there, apparently through research i learned he had 3 brothers that played, the one in this episode died of Brain Cancer in 2003, one of three 1985 Royals to die of that. Interesting. Did you know there have been only 3 baseball players named Aurelio and all 3 died in car accidents between the ages of 44 and 53? You learn stuff from me.

The other story about the Salem thing was predictable .People want to go to a moral society, its like listening to all these people into Democrat or republican voting nonsense. There was never a time people were good, there will never be a time people will be good . If someone tells you they are enlightened, stay the hell away from them. If someone tells you that voting a certain way will get you results, stay the hell away from them and try making a difference yourself. I like it had Leslie Neilson and i recall seeing clips from this episode about him . I love Naked Guns and Airplane.

So it was okay but not great, one of the big things i took out of it was i noticed when i looked up the description on my DVR it said what season and episode it was something like S1 ep 8 and i was like thats great , now i don't have to go searching to figure out what season it was
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