Farscape (TV Series)

Throne for a Loss (1999)

Ben Browder: John Crichton

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Quotes 

• Aeryn Sun : This is my turn. My plan. Now let's go.

  John Crichton : No! Absolutely not. There are other things that we can do. We can try negotiating with the Tavloids, we can...

  [Aeryn knocks him out] 

  Aeryn Sun : Tav'leks.

• John Crichton : That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that.

• [Aeryn and D'Argo have just tried to kill each other] 

  John Crichton : If the gauntlet brings out the real you... both of you: Think long and hard about therapy.

• John Crichton : This is not over with. And when it is, you and I are gonna sit down and have a serious talk.

  Aeryn Sun : Sure. When this is over, you and I will probably be dead.

• John Crichton : [Rygel has taken a control crystal]  His scepter. The little hairball took it to decorate his scepter.

  Aeryn Sun : I'm gonna kill him.

  John Crichton : [to pilot]  Well how long can Moya maintain orbit without the crystal?

  Pilot : Her orbit's deteriorating even now.

  Aeryn Sun : I'll torture him, then I'll kill him.

• John Crichton : You shanghai my ass down here, now you want me to lead? Give me one good reason.

  Aeryn Sun : Lots of reasons. Land mines, fire snakes, razor grass, night vision snipers, Morlian death spiders...

• Aeryn Sun : Enjoying yourself?

  John Crichton : Oh, yeah. Marching through a smelly, bug-infested jungle. If this is your idea of a good time, I bet you don't get a lot of second dates.

• Aeryn Sun : What happened? Wait, where's the rifle?

  John Crichton : It's all over the place. Am I bleeding?

  Aeryn Sun : You blew up the rifle?

  John Crichton : It's not like I meant to. The damn thing malfunctioned or something.

• John Crichton : Rygel is an obnoxious gas bag and who's going to shell out for that?

  Dominar Rygel XVI : He's right! I'm unloved, unwanted, unpopular...

  [Bekesh kicks Rygel's sack] 

  Dominar Rygel XVI : Unconscious.

• Aeryn Sun : Who are you to order me around?

  John Crichton : Order? I was offering a suggestion.

  Aeryn Sun : Well, who are you to offer suggestions?

• John Crichton : Pilot, get a tractor beam on that shuttle.

  Pilot : Tractor beam? What's that?

  John Crichton : Graviton field, attracto ray, superglue. Whatever it is you yanked me aboard with.

  Pilot : You mean the docking web.

• [Crichton has just shot down Bekhesh's guards] 

  Bekhesh : You didn't kill them.

  John Crichton : Guess I'm not that kind of a guy.