Firefly (TV Series)

The Train Job (2002)

Tom Towles: Lund

Quotes 

• Lund : [drunk]  Hey, you gonna drink t'the Alliance with me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the Browcoats runnin', pissin' their pants. You know, your coat is kind of a brownish color.

  Mal : It was on sale.

  [drinks] 

  Lund : You didn't toast. Y'know, I'm thinkin' you're one o' them In'apendants.

  Mal : And I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling. So why don't we just ignore each other till we go away?

  Lund : The Independents were a bunch o' cowardly inbred piss pots. Should'a been killed off o' every world spinnin'.

  Mal : [puts down drink]  Say that to my face.

  Lund : [threateningly]  I said... you're a coward and a pisspot. Now what're you gonna do about it?

  Mal : [smiles suddenly]  Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

  [Lund turns, and Zoë hits him in the face with the butt of her gun] 

  Mal : Drunks are so cute.

• Jayne : [as Lund raises a gun]  Hey, hey, hey, them ain't kosherized rules.

  Lund : I'm thinkin' somebody needs to put you down, dog. What do you think?

  Mal : I'm thinking we'll rise again.

  [Serenity rises into view behind them] 

  Wash : [over loudspeaker]  Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

  [door opens and Jayne, Zoe and Mal run onto the ship; watching the men from the bar retreat inside, Mal waves goodbye as the door closes] 

  Jayne : Damn yokels, can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.

  [laughing] 

  Jayne : 'Blow a new crater in this moon.'

  [laughing]