The Flintstones (TV Series)
Sheriff for a Day (1965)
Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble, Dino
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Quotes
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Barney Rubble : [with a Southern accent] Hey, Mr. Flintstone, have you noticed that everyone around here seems scared of something?
Fred Flintstone : Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm scared.
Barney Rubble : You are? Why?
Fred Flintstone : Why else? The girls have gone shopping.
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[to fool the Slatery Brothers, Fred is disguised as a woman]
Fred Flintstone : Remember, this was Wilma's idea.
Barney Rubble : [chuckles] Yeah, good disguise.
Wilma Flintstone : If he wasn't so homely, he could pass for your mother.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, is that so?
Wilma Flintstone : Please, Fred. No mother-in-law jokes now.
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[while singing and dancing to Western music]
Miss Kitty : Now you put your foot when you dosidido and I hug you, and around we go.
Fred Flintstone : This may be dancing Western style.
Barney Rubble : But if, by chance, your wife comes by...
Fred Flintstone : It'll be murder Wilma style!
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[after their car stopped]
Fred Flintstone : No gas. Lucky thing you filled that emergency can at the last town.
Barney Rubble : Uh, Fred, uh...
Fred Flintstone : Boy, I'd hate to be stuck out here without any gas.
Barney Rubble : Uh, Fred, uh...
[Fred gets out the car]
Fred Flintstone : Where is it, Barney?
Barney Rubble : You mean the gas can?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah.
Barney Rubble : On the lunch counter with the extra peanut butter sandwiches.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, good. Well, let's have... lunch counter? That town's 50 miles back!
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[after Sheriff Craig finished telling how he became sheriff]
Sheriff Craig : How about you, Fred? Bet you had yourself some real rootin' tootin' times.
Fred Flintstone : Well, now that you mention it, I've had a few adventures, yes.
[later]
Fred Flintstone : So, there I was, just me and the five desperadoes.
Barney Rubble : Here we go again, Wilma.
Fred Flintstone : They were comin' at me all at once. Luckily, I learned this trick from an old Indian on the reservation.
Wilma Flintstone : Luckily, he learned this story from an old Western on television.