The Flintstones (TV Series)
The Return of Stony Curtis (1965)
Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone
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Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Hi, Barney. Sorry to keep you waiting, but that miserable boss of mine, that tightwad Mr. Slate wouldn't think of letting you quit a half a second before 5:00.
[Slate appears behind Fred as he talks]
Fred Flintstone : I'm telling you, Barney, he's the meanest, most...
Barney Rubble : [whispers] Ixnay, Edfray. It's Mr. Ateslay.
Fred Flintstone : Huh? W-What?
[turns around]
Mr. Slate : Hello, Flintstone.
Fred Flintstone : Mr. Slate! Uh, hiya, Boss. We was just talking about you.
Mr. Slate : Yes, I know. Phone call for you... Slave!
Fred Flintstone : [takes the phone] Uh, thanks, Mr. Slate. Like I was saying, Barney, Mr. Slate's a swell boss. Thoughtful, kind, easygoing, generous...
Mr. Slate : Knock it off, Flintstone, and answer that phone!
Fred Flintstone : Y-Y-Yes, Sir!
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[Betty appears dressed as a maid named Yvette to help Wilma impress Stony Curtis]
Fred Flintstone : What's going on here? That's not Yvette, that's Betty.
Wilma Flintstone : You're confused, Frederick. Betty is the upstairs maid.
Fred Flintstone : Upstairs maid? We don't have an upstairs maid! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE AN UPSTAIRS!