- [last lines]
- Board Member: Can you tell us what consideration, if any, you've given this crime?
- David Hicks: Well... I regret it, everyday. I was young at the time, and I wasn't thinking - you know, about the consequences. And I'm very sorry.
- Board Member: The victim is here. Mr. Crane, would you like to make a statement?
- [Martin stands, looks at the prisoner's mother, then shakes his head]
- Martin Crane: I have nothing to say.
- Board Member: Would you give us a moment?
- [pause while the board members confer]
- Board Member: Mr. Hicks, the board commends you for your participation in the in-house programs to better yourself, and for your record of excellent conduct. We have weighed this against your conviction of shooting a police officer during the commission of a robbery, and find that the length of your time served has not yet met the standards for proportionality, equality, and justice as required by state law. Parole is denied.
- Dr. Niles Crane: I'd hardly call this a dog park. It's more like a dog... orgy. Whose beagles are those?
- Daphne Moon: Don't stare, it only encourages them.
- Lana Gardner: Now, don't you think you should get back to work?
- Phillip: I guess. That air traffic isn't gonna control itself.
- Daphne Moon: Uh, Niles, this is Jim Grady and Tank. This is Niles, my boyfriend.
- Dr. Niles Crane: [shaking hands] Pleasure.
- Jim: Boyfriend? Ah, I should have known. It seems like every time I'm single you're in a relationship, and every time you're single I'm in a relationship.
- Daphne Moon: Yeah, that's true.
- Jim: I guess we just don't have...
- Daphne Moon: Timing!
- Jim: -good...
- [Daphne laughs]
- Jim: And I'm a drummer!
- Dr. Niles Crane: Which, uh, makes it even more ironic!
- [Daphne opens the door to Roz and Alice]
- Roz Doyle: Hey, Daphne.
- Daphne Moon: Hello, Roz, Alice. What brings you here?
- Roz Doyle: We're borrowing Frasier's car.
- Daphne Moon: Oh, I see. And you're leaving Alice here as collateral.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Hey Roz, hello Alice. What brings you here?
- Roz Doyle: Oh, Frasier loaned me his car, I backed mine into a telephone pole.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You said you were getting a tune-up!
- Roz Doyle: [leaving hastily] It needs one, trust me!
- Phillip: Anyway, my wife just left with the kids. No talking, no explanations, just ripped my heart out and threw it to the dogs - which she also took.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Good lord, that man is obviously in pain, the least you could be is a little sympathetic!
- Lana Gardner: I have been sympathetic for fifteen months! I had him over for Thanksgiving! He got drunk the first half-hour and cried himself to sleep in my coat closet! And I consider that one of our good days!
- [Frasier and Lana are building a popsicle stick house]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You know, there was a time back in high school, when I would have paid a thousand dollars to watch you eat a popsicle.
- [She just looks at him with the popsicle in her mouth... and bites off the end, making him flinch]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It was a long time ago.
- Lana Gardner: I gotta go up to Phil's room and spray some air freshener around. His room reeks of... I don't know, despair!
- Joanne: So, another year has gone by.
- Martin Crane: Well... time really flies.
- Joanne: I guess it goes a little slower for me.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [on phone] Hello, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I need to make an emergency appointment tomorrow, for a complete cleaning of my BMW. June 10th? But I've got a Clean Team Privileges Card! Yes, of course it's a platinum one!
- [takes it out and looks]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, no there are no diamonds on the corner. Well, then yes, I'd like to become a member of the Diamond Alliance immediately. Fine, put me on the waiting list. I'll see you in June.
- [hangs up]
- Dr. Niles Crane: [needling] You're not in the Diamond Alliance?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Don't do that!