Frasier (TV Series)
A Mid-Winter Night's Dream (1994)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Frasier : [Niles and Daphne are alone in his house] My God, it's a recipe for disaster! You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting "Heathcliff!" across the moors!
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Niles : The truth is, Maris and I are in a bit of a rut. We seem to have lapsed into this grey, numbing blandness.
Frasier : Well, that's perfectly normal in a relationship of some years. Maybe you should try spicing things up a bit?
Niles : You mean, boudoir wise?
Frasier : For starters, yeah.
Niles : Like how?
Frasier : Well, the two of you could... well, you could... well, it's you and Maris, so you could... I'm stumped.
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[Niles shows up at Frasier's house wearing a pirate costume, saying that Maris has kicked him out]
Niles : There's a perfectly reasonably explanation for the way I'm dressed.
Frasier : All right, just keep in mind that I reserve the right to say "stop" at any time.
Niles : Well, my plan was to leave a treasure map downstairs for Maris with clues that would lead her to my whereabouts. Then I'd hide in the linen closet and wait for her to find me.
Martin : Dressed like that?
Niles : Actually no, at the time I was wearing only my eye-patch. Although, technically is it still an eye-patch if you're wearing it on your-?
Frasier : STOP!
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Roz Doyle : My point is, that women need to see the men they make love to as exciting, romantic figures. So I say, if you want to keep this woman interested, try creating a fantasy for an evening. Personally, I think you'd make a very sexy gladiator.
Frasier : Roz, this is not for me, this is for my brother, Niles.
Roz Doyle : Oh! Well, in that case, make it a gladiola.
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Frasier : All right, let's just assume for a moment that you are capable of a long-term relationship. What would you do to keep things cooking?
Roz Doyle : Well, once I had a boyfriend take me out to a bar, and we pretended we were strangers picking each other up. Actually that was kinda hot.
Frasier : So you used, like, fantasy/role-playing?
Roz Doyle : Yeah. In fact, we had so much fun we tried it again. Only the next time he got so into it he went home with another woman.
Frasier : I'm sorry.
Roz Doyle : Oh hell, she was gorgeous. One more drink, and I'd have gone home with her.