Frasier (TV Series)

A Mid-Winter Night's Dream (1994)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Frasier : Actually, Roz, there's some advice I need.

  Roz Doyle : [moody]  About what?

  Frasier : A subject in which you're quite well-versed, sex.

  Roz Doyle : [brightly]  How can I help you?

• Frasier : What do you do when the romance goes out of a relationship?

  Roz Doyle : I get dressed and go home.

• Frasier : Oh hi, Roz, how are you?

  Roz Doyle : [annoyed tone]  Do you really want to know how I am, or are you just making conversation? Because if you really want to know how I am, I'll *tell* you.

  Frasier : Well, I was just making conversation.

• Roz Doyle : My point is, that women need to see the men they make love to as exciting, romantic figures. So I say, if you want to keep this woman interested, try creating a fantasy for an evening. Personally, I think you'd make a very sexy gladiator.

  Frasier : Roz, this is not for me, this is for my brother, Niles.

  Roz Doyle : Oh! Well, in that case, make it a gladiola.

• Frasier : All right, let's just assume for a moment that you are capable of a long-term relationship. What would you do to keep things cooking?

  Roz Doyle : Well, once I had a boyfriend take me out to a bar, and we pretended we were strangers picking each other up. Actually that was kinda hot.

  Frasier : So you used, like, fantasy/role-playing?

  Roz Doyle : Yeah. In fact, we had so much fun we tried it again. Only the next time he got so into it he went home with another woman.

  Frasier : I'm sorry.

  Roz Doyle : Oh hell, she was gorgeous. One more drink, and I'd have gone home with her.