Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 1 (1994)

Pierre Epstein: Ettienne

Quotes 

• [Frasier reveals the busboy as the father of Yvette's child] 

  Ettienne : You? You can't even get water in a glass!

  [motions to Yvette] 

  Ettienne : How did you do this?

• [a scene erupts in the restaurant where Frasier and Madeline are dining, when the owner's daughter tells him she's pregnant] 

  Ettienne : Who is the father? I want to know, who is the father?

  Yvette : I won't tell you!

  Ettienne : Ha, ha, ha! When I find this man, I will kill him! I'll snap his neck like a stale baguette!

• [a scene erupts in the restaurant where Frasier and Madeline are dining, when the owner's daughter tells him she's pregnant] 

  Ettienne : Are you going to tell me?

  Yvette : No, no!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, there's a clam house up the road that has a late seating...

  Madeleine : Oh no, I think we're getting the most bang for our entertainment buck right here.

• Mother : As if I wasn't pregnant when we got married, eh?

  Ettienne : Oh, I wish I had been killed in the war!

  Mother : Oh, it's hard to get killed when you run the other way!