Frasier (TV Series)
Agents in America: Part 3 (1995)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Bebe : Do you have any idea how hot you are? I get offers everyday from other stations offering the moon for you.
Frasier : Good Lord, am I really that hot?
Bebe : Are you kidding? If I were a pot roast, I'd be done.
Niles : Hello, I'm Niles, a person at the table.
Bebe : Niles, thank God you're here. Back me up. Give him some sound, brotherly advice.
Niles : She's the Devil, Frasier. Run fast, run far.
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Niles : Oh, dear, don't turn around. It's that dreadful woman who works for you.
Frasier : Who?
Niles : Um... Lady Macbeth without the sincerity.
Frasier : Oh! Oh, Bebe's here! Now listen, Niles, I care for her just as little as you do, but she is a terrific agent, which is why I overlook the fact that she's pushy and obnoxious and the most appalling phony I've ever known.
[turns around]
Frasier : Bebe, darling, how are you?
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Martin : [Martin comes in, sees Frasier and peels open one of his eyelids. Frasier starts awake] Sorry, Eddie, he's still alive. You're not gonna get your own room after all.
Frasier : Ohhh, God.
Martin : How're you feeling?
Frasier : How do I look?
Martin : Last time I saw a guy who looked like you, he'd been in the trunk of a car at the airport for a month.
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Bebe : Why are you so tense? What could be more fun?
Frasier : Watching a loved one be autopsied.
Bebe : Think of them sweating in their offices, chain smoking, biting their nails, their ulcers churning out enough acid to burn a hole in a ship's hull, oh God! And to think I nearly went into nursing.
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Bebe : [standing on the ledge outside the window] It's no good. My life is over.
Bulldog Briscoe : You gotta save her, Doc. My contract's up in 6 weeks. She's my agent too.
Frasier : I'm going out there.
Roz Doyle : Are you nuts? It's 9 stories down. You know what a drop like that would do to you?
Frasier : Roz, why don't you toss a pumpkin out the window so I have a clear image.