Quotes
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Martin Crane : Give me a top hat and cane, and I'm Fred Astaire.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Add a monocle, and he's Mr. Peanut.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [doorbell rings] That'll be Daphne.
Martin Crane : She's not cooking, is she? I just got out of the hospital!
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Martin Crane : Yesterday, I had a mild, very mild, cardiac episode.
Ronee Lawrence : What?
Martin Crane : I... had a little heart attack.
Ronee Lawrence : [pause] That's it?
Martin Crane : What do you mean that's it?
Ronee Lawrence : Well no surgery, home the next day, that's a bee sting.
Martin Crane : Well I'm sorry it's not dramatic enough for you!
Ronee Lawrence : Did they give you the paddles?
Martin Crane : No.
Ronee Lawrence : Well talk to me when you've had the paddles.
Martin Crane : You had the paddles?
Ronee Lawrence : Well, let's just say I didn't have the best lipo guy.