"Frasier" Cheerful Goodbyes (TV Episode 2002) - Kelsey Grammer as Dr. Frasier Crane

[speeches at Cliff's retirement party]

Carla : I'd like to say that I'll miss you... but it sticks in my throat like your rotten deviled eggs. I hate your guts! The way you talk and talk and talk about nothing. The way you walk, your stupid white socks...

Frasier : Carla!

Carla : Back off, I'm toasting! The 20 years I have known you would have been less painful if I were covered with open sores and thrown into a pit with a bunch of diseased rats! But now, finally you're leaving! I know I am not as young as I used to be, but I can live again! I can live again! Finally, I can live!

[she laughs maniacally, then subsides as she notices everyone staring at her]

Carla : Anyway, God bless.
[on Cliff Clavin's theories]

Niles : If I hear one more of that postman's crackpot theories my head will explode.

Frasier : Don't worry, Niles, no one takes him seriously.

Daphne : I never knew how many letters there were in the dolphin alphabet.
Frasier : Oh, oh, Roz, that reminds me: since you're going to be walking Eddie for Dad anyway, I wrote down a list of a couple of other things you can do for me.

Roz Doyle : [She takes the list and reads it] Pick up the mail and newspapers, water the fichus, fluff your pillows?

Frasier : Yes, and oh, please, don't forget to mist my bedroom with rose water. It likes it best at dusk.
Carla , Frasier , Cliff Clavin , Phil , Paul Krapence , Walt Twitchell , Jeremy , Bartender , The Audience in Studio : Norm

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane