Frasier (TV Series)

Dial M for Martin (1998)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• [Niles sees Roz and Martin having coffee together] 

  Niles : I'm not interrupting anything personal, am I?

  Roz : Yeah, Niles, we just eloped. I'm your new mom.

  Niles : Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.

• [Roz suggests that Martin move in with Niles] 

  Roz : Niles's place is so huge, and he's at work all the time.

  Martin Crane : Yeah, that's true. And Maris is out of the picture now...

  Roz : You know what? I just thought of something. For a while there your daughters-in-law were Maris and Lilith. Whoa, Happy Thanksgiving!

• Roz : So Martin, why don't you tell Niles your new idea?

  Martin Crane : Well, actually, it was Roz's idea, but I think she might have something, you know? You know, Frasier and I have been kinda buttin' heads lately...

  Niles : Well, Frasier has been very difficult. I don't know how you live with him.

  Martin Crane : Well, that was Roz's idea. She suggested that I move in with you for a while.

  Niles : [dumbstruck]  Did she?

  Martin Crane : Yeah. You know, we talked about it when I first got shot, but of course Maris was the problem. So I guess the big question now is: Do you still want me?

  Niles : [a fake smile pasted on]  Oh, don't be silly. I want you just as much now as I wanted you then.