Frasier (TV Series)

Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye (1994)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : [smelling Daphne's perfume]  Is that "Forbidden"?

  Frasier : In every sense of the word.

• [Frasier and Niles wonder why Martin invited them to Duke's Bar] 

  Daphne : Could it be that he just wants to lift a pint with his sons?

  Niles : No. Duke's is where dad hangs out with his cop buddies. It's where he goes to escape the stresses, strains, and petty annoyances of everyday life.

  Frasier : In other words, us.

• Frasier : What say we go celebrate with a nice dinner at an exclusive boite?

  Niles : Yes, but the question remains, what boite?

  Frasier : Charise?

  Niles : Too noisy.

  Frasier : Alsace?

  Niles : Too bright.

  Frasier : Papillion?

  Niles : Too crowded.

  Frasier : We've run out of boites.

  Niles : A city this size and only three boites.

  Frasier : How do we live?

• Niles : You mean to say, you can look Dad in the eye, day after day, knowing you have destroyed his sanctuary and not tell him? You can live with that?

  Frasier : Niles, you're forgetting. I married Lilith, I can live with anything.

• Dr. Niles Crane : [Roz spits raisins into a paper cup]  Well it's good to see all those years at finishing school haven't gone to waste.