Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier Grinch (1995)

Ray Liotta: Bob

Quotes 

• Bob : [v.o]  Doc, I'm at the airport, and I'm having a lot of trouble getting on the plane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Now Bob, statistics prove that we're safer in the air than on the ground...

  Bob : That's not it. I'm supposed to be flying home to Newark for Christmas, but the flight the next gate over has a flight to Maui. I'm telling you, it's calling me, Doc.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Why are you hesitant to go home?

  Bob : Because it's the same thing every year. I travel three thousand miles to sit down at the dinner table with my family, and what do we talk about? What's going on in out lives? No. Our hopes and dreams? No. We talk about the turkey. "Boy, that's quite a bird." "Twenty-four pounder." "What time did you have to get up to put that in the oven, Ange?"

  Dr. Frasier Crane : "Oh boy, that's moist. You must have been basting that bird all day."

  Roz Doyle : "Are those walnuts in the stuffing?"

  Dr. Frasier Crane : "Oh god, I forgot to put the rolls in the oven." I guess what I'm trying to say, Bob, is that we're all in the same "gravy boat." But you see, the important thing is that we spend time with our loved ones. Just think how you'd feel if you woke up tomorrow morning six thousand miles away from your home.

  Bob : Well, I tell ya, that really puts it in perspective, doc. I got a plane to catch.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Mele Keleke Maka, Bob. We'll be right back after these messages.