Frasier (TV Series)
Good Grief (1998)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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Gil Chesterton : A word of caution on the hummus: To be avoided, as a leper would avoid a magic teacup ride.
Roz Doyle : Gil, Frasier made that.
Gil Chesterton : Oh I'm so sorry.
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's quite all right. I understand. You need to flex your critical muscles while you're between jobs.
Gil Chesterton : Oh good, then you might enjoy this one: After sampling your unnuanced baba ganoush, I was tempted to describe your entire Middle-Eastern buffet as 'The Sorrow and the Pita.' Oh who's got a pencil, I've got to write that one down.
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Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Hey doc. Roz. Wait till you hear this. I got a job today.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Really?
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : You ought to rub me for good luck.
Roz Doyle : Where?
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Well start on my knee, work your way up.
Roz Doyle : Where's the job?
Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe : Oh, it's this new all-sports station. I got the breakfast slot. I even came up with a slogan: 'Coffee, eggs and Bulldog.'
Dr. Frasier Crane : Sounds like some sort of a Malaysian Happy Meal.
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Roz Doyle : [an unemployed Frasier is lying on the couch, sobbing.] Frasier, it's all in how you look at things. Look at my life...
Dr. Frasier Crane : [still crying] No career, no relationship, no hope!
Roz Doyle : You can say the same thing about me.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I was talking about you!
[Roz smacks him]
Daphne Moon : Dr. Crane, my Grammy Moon used to say--
[Frasier yells loudly.]
Martin Crane : What are you trying to do, kill him?
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Daphne Moon : [Frasier is having a hysterical breakdown] Well don't blame this on me! She brought the bloody tape over!
Roz Doyle : Oh, so this is all my fault? You saw that tape!
Daphne Moon : I've seen your baby too, she could stand to miss a meal or two!
Roz Doyle : She's a healthy baby!