Frasier (TV Series)

I Hate Frasier Crane (1993)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : So, I step out of the shower, I look out of the window and I notice the garbage man looking right in at me. So I say, "Did you get a good look?" And he says, "Not completely, turn around." Then he smiled, and he's missing a tooth, and that's when the romance went right out of it for me.

  Frasier : Roz, why are you telling me this story?

  Roz Doyle : I'm trying to take your mind of the fact that in five minutes you're going to walk right out into that square and get your clock cleaned.

  Frasier : Well, has it ever occurred to you that I might actually win this fight?

  Roz Doyle : Your shoe's untied.

  [Frasier looks down] 

  Roz Doyle : If you fell for that one, you're going down and you're going down hard.

• Roz Doyle : Dr. Crane, on line 1, we have Stewart who's having a problem with delayed gratification.

  Frasier : Well, he's just going to have to wait!

• Derek Mann : So what's it gonna be, Crane, are you going to fight me or not?

  Frasier : Oh, you can't be serious.

  Derek Mann : Just like I figured, you're chicken.

  Frasier : No, I just don't think that civilized people behave that way. You know, Roz, perhaps our listeners have an opinion about that subject? Who do we have on the line?

  Roz Doyle : Well, lines 1 through 8 are people who think you're chicken.