Frasier (TV Series)
Mother Load: Part 1 (2002)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Daphne : Where are we supposed to put all this? I cleared out two drawers; this'll fill two closets.
Niles : Well, we said we'd both bring whatever we needed for any eventuality.
Daphne : Isn't there anything you can leave behind?
Niles : I don't see how. I have formal, semi-formal, déshabille, wet weather, cold weather, cloudy. I mean, if there's something here you find excessive, jump right in.
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Niles : In the last five days, that woman has made my life a living hell.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You wanna trade? Simon put my sixty-five-dollar apricot skin polish on his muffins!
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Simon Moon : Don't cry, mum. I really though this junket to America would cheer you up.
Niles : It still can. Go away.
[Daphne gives Niles a weird look]
Niles : I mean... Get out there, and see the country.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, that is a splendid idea. This land is rich with snow covered mountains, sun kissed beaches... wild, untamed rivers and a-a warm, loving people ready to embrace you. Immerse yourself in the spectacle and the grandeur that are these United States, this... America.
[an American flag unfurls outside Frasier's window]
Niles : How did you do that?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier fumes silently and runs to the door] Cam Winston!
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[Roz and Daphne are shocked at how much clothing Niles intends to take to Daphne's]
Niles : Well, uh, I guess I could do without this dressing gown. Oh, but, what if I'm wearing dark pajamas?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, will you relax? You always make a good first impression.
Niles : Second impression - the first impression, I made when I kidnapped their daughter from her wedding.
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Gertrude Moon : Niles, be a dear and get me a pillow for my head. Oh, and I wouldn't get too settled in; you'll need to take me home soon so I can take my medicine.
Niles : I thought I suggested you bring that with you.
Gertrude Moon : Daphne, dear, aren't you lucky to be dating a man who's always right?
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Niles : Sometimes I think this is too much space for just one person.
[pause]
Niles : You know...
Daphne : Yes?
Niles : You could live here.
Daphne : Are you asking me?
Niles : Would you like to?
Daphne : Would you like me to?
Niles : Yeah.
Daphne : Then, I will.
Niles : 'Kay.
[pause]
Niles : Wow!
[both begin giggling giddily]
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Daphne : I'm gonna live in your apartment!
Niles : Our apartment.
Daphne : Our apartment. Oh, my, I'm gonna have to practice saying that. "Let's go back to our apartment."
Niles : "Why don't we meet at our apartment?"
Daphne : "Oh, my, our apartment has a gas leak."
Niles : "Oh, no! Our apartment's going to explode!"
Daphne : "Oh, no! There goes our apartment."