Frasier (TV Series)

Perspectives on Christmas (1997)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier and Roz are playing Mr. and Mrs. Claus.]  Oh, Roz! There you are, I was beginning to worry about you.

  Roz Doyle : Well, you should have! I am on the verge of a complete breakdown! Shopping was a disaster! And when I went to slip into this darling little costume, my pants split.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh!

  Roz Doyle : And on top of all that, I can't stop thinking about my mom! How am I going to tell her

  [that she's pregnant] 

  Roz Doyle : ?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Roz, if you'd like, I could tell her for you.

  Roz Doyle : Are you kidding? She's gonna be mad enough that *I* waited three months to tell her, the only thing worse would be to hear it from someone else!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, it's entirely possible she already knows.

  Roz Doyle : No way, the only person who knows she's spoken to is you--Oh my God! Frasier!!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [welcoming first girl]  OK! Ho-ho-ho, who's first?

  Roz Doyle : What is wrong with you? I'm going to kill you!

  Sally : You're going to kill Santa?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, little girl, Mrs. Claus just wants to *kiss* me.

  Roz Doyle : Yeah, I'll kiss you. Come 'ere, I'll kiss you good!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : I want my gifts to be remembered and cherished long after the holidays.

  Martin Crane : Well you know, nothing is cherished quite so much as the gift of laughter.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If you want that highway patrol bloopers tape, you'll have to buy it yourself.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [screaming at his family]  This is the night we celebrate peace and togetherness! I will not have that ruined!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, Dad! You're not going to drink that that way, are you?

  Martin Crane : Why?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Frasier opens the cupboard and takes out some spices to enflavor Martin's egg-nog]  My goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg.

  [Frasier sprinkles some on] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : There we are.

  Martin Crane : Oh!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [Martin takes a sip and spits it out in a fit of coughing. Frasier checks the jar]  Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.