Frasier (TV Series)

Roz and the Schnoz (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Frasier gives Daphne a pair of earrings which she mistakes for real sapphires] 

  Daphne : [blabbering]  You know, my friend Molly got a diamond bracelet from her boss but she worked for him for ten years, AND she was sleeping with him! And now I've got sapphires! And I didn't even have to sleep with you! Although now that I've got the sapphires... Oh God, what am I saying? I'm giddy! Is it rude if I go and try these on? I don't care! I have to see what these look like! I've never had real jewelry, before, never! I'm speechless!

• Martin : [Continuing his story as Roz and the Garretts come back inside]  Well, the whole weekend was like that! Just one surprising event-

  [Martin turns around and screams at the sight of the Garretts' large noses. Niles and Daphne once again have to suppress their giggles as Roz looks on nervously] 

  Steve Garrett : I-I'm sorry, did we startle you?

  Martin : [regaining his composure]  Oh, no, no, I-I didn't know we had company.

  Frasier : Dad, Dad, this is Steve and Paula Garrett. They're Rick's parents, you remember Rick?

  Martin : [shaking hands]  Oh sure, yeah! Hi, how are ya? Nice to meet you, Marty Crane.

  Roz : [after an awkward silence]  Oh, they're just on their way to Paris to visit Rick.

  Martin : Oh, yeah? That sounds like fun.

  Paula Garrett : Yeah, I'm just a little nervous. I hear the Parisians can be kinda snooty.

  [This time, Martin turns away as he tries to fight his own fit of hysteria with Niles and Daphne] 

  Daphne : [Fighting to keep her composure]  Excuse me, I've got something in the oven.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Let me help you.

  Martin : Yeah, uh, me too!

  [as they make their way into the kitchen, Niles, Daphne and Martin collapse with stifled, hysterical laughter]