Frasier (TV Series)

The 1000th Show (1997)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Oh, dad, they've asked if you might say a few words at the rally. You don't have to, if it makes you nervous.

  Martin Crane : Oh, no problem! Yeah, I can't tell you how many retirement dinners I've spoken at. I can just dig out my old joke book; "One Thousand And One Side-Splitters, Rib-Ticklers and Thigh-Slappers".

  Frasier : I'm sure you're a veritable chiropractor of mirth but I think what they're looking for is something just a bit more personal.