Frasier (TV Series)

The Impossible Dream (1996)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• [Frasier is having doubts about his sexuality] 

  Frasier : I was sensitive as a child; I didn't go in for sports. God, it's every cliche in the book. Surely it must have occurred to you at some point? You refused to take me to see "West Side Story" on my eighth birthday.

  Martin : Well, because of the gangs. That's scary for kids.

  Frasier : Even gangs that dance?

  Martin : Especially gangs that dance!

• Niles : [demonstrating word association]  Crescent... moon... Daphne Moon... French maid... brass bed... satin robe...

  Frasier : This is my dream.

  Niles : I was just showing you the process.

  Frasier : You were three words away from a cigarette!

• Frasier : Well, close the record books. That was just the dullest three hours in the history of the Frasier Crane Show.

  Roz Doyle : Oh, come on. It wasn't so bad. What about that woman who was so concerned about her appearance she wouldn't leave the house?

  Frasier : That was a commercial! I believe Miss Clairol solved the problem!

• Frasier : I'm on a bus to Hell.

• Gil Chesterton : [approaching Frasier with a smug look on his face]  Good afternoon, Frasier.

  Frasier : Gil.

  Gil Chesterton : A little birdie tells me I was featured in your midnight movie.

  Frasier : That's very clever. Off you go.

  Gil Chesterton : Very well. I'll see you tomorrow. Or should I say, "See you in your dreams"?

  [Gil leaves] 

  Niles : In this dream of yours, were there any cigars, bananas, or short, blunt swords?

  Frasier : Would you stop it? I'm 43 - a little late for latency.