Quotes
-
[Martin emerges from the men's room at Cafe Nervosa]
Martin Crane : Boy, I can't stand these yuppie joints. Some bozo went through the bathroom, correcting all the grammar in the graffiti with a red pen.
Frasier : Yes, I noticed.
Martin Crane : I mean, who'd have that much time on his hands?
Frasier : Unbelievable!
Martin Crane : It was Niles, wasn't it?
Frasier : I'll talk to him again.
-
Frasier : Hey, Dad, what are you doing here?
Martin Crane : Oh, Sherry took her sister to that store across the street to buy some foundation garments.
Frasier : I think they call them "bras" now.
Martin Crane : Not these, you don't. You could cross the River Kwai on one of those babies.
