Frasier (TV Series)

The Late Dr. Crane (1999)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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Quotes 

• Frasier : I plan to go running just after I finish my obituary.

  [Daphne looks at him askance] 

  Frasier : It's a self- actualizing exercise. You write your obituary the way you'd like it to appear - years from now, of course - and then it helps you to focus your goals. Here they are, all my hopes and dreams.

  Daphne Moon : [reads]  These are dreams, all right. "Dr. Crane came late to athletics, he became a fixture in the Seattle marathon, the America's Cup yacht race, as well as the Kentucky Derby."

  [laughs] 

  Daphne Moon : A jockey at your size? You better start writing an obituary for the horse!

• News Anchor : After checking into the hospital with what appeared to be minor injuries from a fender-bender, radio psychiatrist Frasier Crane died suddenly today. I'm sure it goes for all of us here at KYLL when I say he'll be sorely missed.

  [cheerful] 

  News Anchor : But this rain won't be missed, will it, Flip?

  [Frasier, Martin, and Daphne watch in disbelief] 

  Frasier : Dear God!

  Martin : What the hell?

  Daphne Moon : That's unbelievable!

  Niles : Outrageous!