Frasier (TV Series)

Three Days of the Condo (1997)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Niles : Last night I invited Dad to use my apartment for a quiet, romantic dinner with Sherry while I attended "La Traviata." Well, the production was just dreadful. In "Ah fors e lui" the soprano couldn't hit the E flat above high C to save her life! I was so fed up I stormed out, drove home, entered my apartment and when I saw what Dad and Sherry were doing there, I hit the note myself!

• Niles : Excuse me, you saw my Maris completely naked?

  Frasier : Oh, don't fret, Niles, it was really nothing more than a fleeting glance in a very steamy bathroom. More like glimpsing a birch sapling through a thick fog.

  Niles : Life is so unfair! You get a vision of my Maris, I get a big eye-full of Dad!

  Frasier : Well, I say we hit about the same level on the "Yikes!" meter!

• Sherry Dempsey : [to Frasier and Niles]  Boys, hi! Don't you look handsome in your best bib and tucker. Come and give Aunt Sherry a great big kiss!

  Niles : Perhaps just a friendly wave from across the room.

• Niles : Surely you're not actually thinking of running? You've never held an elective office in your life!

  Frasier : Are you forgetting I served two terms back in high school as grand panem tandrum of the vocabulary club?

• Sherry Dempsey : I haven't seen any decent oriental knockers since Empress Chow's Shaghai revue!

  Martin Crane : Isn't she great--she's as funny as she is classy!

  Niles : No argument there!