Frasier (TV Series)

Three Days of the Condo (1997)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : I can install a simple door knocker on my own.

  [He puts the knocker up to the door, then stares at it in confusion] 

  Martin Crane : You probably need a screwdriver.

  Frasier : That's exactly what I was about to get.

  [He looks around in confusion] 

  Martin Crane : It's in the tool drawer.

  [Frasier doesn't move, still confused] 

  Martin Crane : The drawer under that big tea server thing.

  Frasier : Dad, that is a Byelorussan samovar! My God, how long have you lived here?

• Sherry Dempsey : I haven't seen any decent oriental knockers since Empress Chow's Shaghai revue!

  Martin Crane : Isn't she great--she's as funny as she is classy!

  Niles : No argument there!