Freakazoid! (TV Series)

Hero Boy (1996)

Paul Rugg: Freakazoid

Quotes 

• Guitierrez : [Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak]  Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?

  Freakazoid : That's Superman's weakness, not mine!

  Guitierrez : Really?

  Freakazoid : Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!

  Guitierrez : Oh, that stupid man at the store! Then how about this!

  [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] 

  Guitierrez : Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Feeling weak, oh, so very weak?

  Freakazoid : That's Green Lantern!

  Guitierrez : Oh, shoot!

  [throws it down, picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face] 

  Guitierrez : Then how 'bout some... water in your face! Are you meling, melting, my friend?

  Freakazoid : That's the Wicked Witch!

  Guitierrez : Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?

  Freakazoid : Well...

  [quick cut to Freakazoid in a cage] 

  Freakazoid : [to self]  Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villian how to trap you in a cage!

  Guitierrez : You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.

  Freakazoid : I know. Dumb!

  Guitierrez : So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?

  Freakazoid : That, or poo gas.

  Guitierrez : You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!

• Guitierrez : Now, I shall have my revenge on you because of what you did to my face!

  [pulls off hood to reveal a horribly misshapen and discolored face] 

  Freakazoid : [gasps]  *Ew*!

  Guitierrez : Yes, my friend. *Ew*!