- The Lobe: Freakazoid, why is taking us so long to fall?
- Freakazoid: 'Cause it's funny!
- The Lobe: No it's not! It's just stupid! It's as dumb as that "Handman" episode!
- Steph: Maybe we should catch a movie.
- Cosgrove: Good idea. I want to see "Babeheart."
- Freakazoid: What's that?
- Cosgrove: It's about a cute little pig that slaughters the English.
- Soldier: [Movie starts] I say. Look at that little pig over there.
- Babeheart: La, La, La! You dumbheads better get out of Scotland!
- Soldier: And if we don't?
- [Carnage ensues on screen]
- Steph: This sure is a gory movie.
- Cosgrove: Yeah, but that's one mighty cute pig.
- Freakazoid: I think he deserves some kind of cute pig award!