The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
PSAT Pstory (1991)
Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks
Quotes
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Carlton Banks : My life is over. I'll be expelled. They'll send me away. I'll have to get a jheri curl and a tattoo! I'll be subjected to overcrowding, bad food, and daily threats of personal violence.
William 'Will' Smith : They won't send you to prison for cheating on a test.
Carlton Banks : I'm not talking about prison. I'm talking about public school!
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Carlton Banks : [to Will about the PSAT] I don't believe it. You couldn't have done better than me. Somewhere there's an Asian Will Smith and he's really ticked.
William 'Will' Smith : Carlton, it was one measly little percentile point, all right? But, I won't hesitate to throw it in your face if you don't leave me alone.
Carlton Banks : Well, everyone still knows I have the superior intellect.
[sprays kitchen window]
William 'Will' Smith : Then, why are you using car wax on the window?
[mockingly]
William 'Will' Smith : This a window, this is Windex. Can you say that, IittIe boy?