- Rachel: Joey, you're such an amazing actor. How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins
- Joey Tribbiani: Well, with Dr. Drake, they always tell me what to say, and with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
- Ross: [talking about his threesome with Carol and Susan] Did you ever go to a party and think, "would anyone really miss me if I weren't here".
- Joey Tribbiani: But still, Ross, your worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day.
- Phoebe's Co-worker: Hey, Phoebe. How's it going?
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, they fired me and I'm having a heart attack.
- Phoebe's Co-worker: Oh, well it's good to have you back.