Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath (2002)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Joey : Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I really need to talk to you.

  Chandler Bing : Yeah. Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?

  Joey : Well, neither.

  Chandler Bing : Oh, my god. What's up?

• Phoebe : Look, Joey, I know.

  Joey : What?

  Phoebe : I knooow.

  Joey : Whaaaat?

• [Phoebe thinks Joey has a crush on her] 

  Phoebe : Look, Joey, I know about your feelings.

  Joey : Oh, you do?

  Phoebe : Yeah, and I don't think it could happen.

  Joey : I know. I mean it's Rachel. Not just my friend Rachel, it's my pregnant with Ross's child friend Rachel.

  Phoebe : Ohh... Yeah, Rachel, I mean you two are friends.

  [under her breath] 

  Phoebe : Beat me over the head with it, why don't you.

  Joey : What?

  Phoebe : Nothing. You know, maybe it's just a crush, it doesn't mean you love her.

  Joey : You think?

  Phoebe : Yeah. I mean I've had them for all you guys... except for Ross and Chandler. I'm sure you had them for us girls, right?

  Joey : No, not really.

  Phoebe : [under her breath]  Throw me a friggin' bone here, will ya?