Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath (2002)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Joey : Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I really need to talk to you.
Chandler Bing : Yeah. Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
Joey : Well, neither.
Chandler Bing : Oh, my god. What's up?
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[Chandler laying in the bathtub]
Chandler Bing : [thinking] All right, this isn't so bad. I like the flowery smell! Which is okay, because I've got my boat. I can actually feel my tension just melting melting away. I could fall asleep in here. I could drown in here. Mmm... drowning.
Monica Geller-Bing : [entering] So?
Chandler Bing : Oh my God.
Monica Geller-Bing : I told you you were a bath person. Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial.
Chandler Bing : I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
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Monica Geller-Bing : I had the most amazing bath.
Chandler Bing : Really? I don't like baths.
Monica Geller-Bing : You like them with me.
Chandler Bing : Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy. It's the wet, naked lady.
Monica Geller-Bing : Baths are so relaxing.
Chandler Bing : Really? What do you do? You just sit in there, stewing in your own filth.
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Monica Geller-Bing : I just had the most amazing bath.
Chandler Bing : Really, I don't like baths.
Monica Geller-Bing : You like them with me.
Chandler Bing : It's bit the bath I enjoy, its the wet naked lady.