- Judy Geller: [Judy is pressuring Ross to marry Rachel] This isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and... humped. A child should have a family.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Mom, you know what? I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry...
- Judy Geller: Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.
- Janice: This is my husband Sid. I don't think you've met him. I nabbed him at the dermatologist's. Thank God for adult acne!
- Sid: I can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Really?
- Sid: What did he say?
- Janice: You have to speak loudly - he's almost completely deaf.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, there you go.
- Janice: [she's having contractions] Oh, I feel another one coming.
- Dr. Ross Geller: [Janice is screaming, which drives Ross and Rachel crazy, but her husband Sid can barely hear her because he's almost deaf] Sid, you lucky damn bastard.