Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Rachel Is Late (2002)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Phoebe Buffay : [after Ross suggests that Rachel's outfit is inappropriate]  Good God, man, don't anger it!

• Monica Geller-Bing : What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?

  Rachel Green : No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.

  Rachel Green : Well, there is one thing that we haven't tried,

  [mimicking Ross] 

  Rachel Green : But someone thinks that, "That will open up a can of worms."

  Monica Geller-Bing : Well what is it? What is it? If it's gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.

  Dr. Ross Geller : It's sex.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Do it!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Monica!

  Monica Geller-Bing : [to Rachel]  I'm just saying it's been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh I-I don't know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.

  Monica Geller-Bing : All right, let's be practical, if Ross isn't willing to do it, he's not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler-Chandler is good!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Monica, what is the matter with you?

  Monica Geller-Bing : Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.

  Rachel Green : [suddenly suspicious]  Why? Why today?

  Monica Geller-Bing : Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby and I don't want to lose again!

  Dr. Ross Geller : What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money? You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?

  [Phoebe lowers her head in shame and nods yes] 

  Rachel Green : I'll take that bet.

  Dr. Ross Geller : What?

  Rachel Green : Well, I'm miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!

  Dr. Ross Geller : [reconsiders]  Can I get some of that action?

  Monica Geller-Bing : Wait a minute! Now I'm betting against all three of you?

  Rachel Green : Oh honey, don't worry. I really do feel like tomorrow's the day.

  Monica Geller-Bing : Oh, okay!

  [Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths the words, "No way."]