- Rachel Green: Hi, Doctor, how are you?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh sure, you're nice to her
- Rachel Green: She has the drugs!
- Dr. Ross Geller: You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!
- Phoebe Buffay: [after Ross suggests that Rachel's outfit is inappropriate] Good God, man, don't anger it!
- Doctor: It still could last a little while longer, if you're anxious, there are a few ways to help things along.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Do them!
- Monica Geller-Bing: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
- Rachel Green: No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked.
- Rachel Green: Well, there is one thing that we haven't tried,
- [mimicking Ross]
- Rachel Green: But someone thinks that, "That will open up a can of worms."
- Monica Geller-Bing: Well what is it? What is it? If it's gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
- Dr. Ross Geller: It's sex.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Do it!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Monica!
- Monica Geller-Bing: [to Rachel] I'm just saying it's been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh I-I don't know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
- Monica Geller-Bing: All right, let's be practical, if Ross isn't willing to do it, he's not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler-Chandler is good!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Monica, what is the matter with you?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.
- Rachel Green: [suddenly suspicious] Why? Why today?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby and I don't want to lose again!
- Dr. Ross Geller: What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money? You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?
- [Phoebe lowers her head in shame and nods yes]
- Rachel Green: I'll take that bet.
- Dr. Ross Geller: What?
- Rachel Green: Well, I'm miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
- Dr. Ross Geller: [reconsiders] Can I get some of that action?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Wait a minute! Now I'm betting against all three of you?
- Rachel Green: Oh honey, don't worry. I really do feel like tomorrow's the day.
- Monica Geller-Bing: Oh, okay!
- [Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths the words, "No way."]