Friends (TV Series)
The One in Barbados (2003)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Monica Geller-Bing : Chandler, we have talked about this: you are not supposed to give people advice! Couldn't you have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler Bing : I did! A penis one! Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica Geller-Bing : They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike. She'll say no, David's heart'll be broken, it'll be too hard for them to recover from, and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Chandler Bing : Man, that is some bad advice.
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Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe] Phoebe, I love you. I mean... I missed you so much these past few months, and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then... I suddenly realized that... there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
David : [interrupts] Kind of a step from the toes of what I was gonna say.
Mike Hannigan : [to David] Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David : [to Mike] Alright, but after this, I want to see you outside...
[Glances out the window]
David : If the rain stops...
Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe] You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How could I lose you? Now... I don't actually have a ring.
David : [interrupts] Uh... I have a ring.
Chandler Bing : [reminds David about his 1/70th of a carat diamond ring] I wouldn't brag too much about that thing big guy.
Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe] Phoebe, will you marry me?
Phoebe Buffay : ...No
David : [ridicules Mike] Um... Ha Ha
Phoebe Buffay : [to Mike] I love you. I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were heading somewhere... that we had a future...
Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe] We can have any future you want.
David : [after a brief moment of silence; interrupts] 'Kay well I'm uh... I'm gonna take off
Mike Hannigan : [to David] David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry!
David : Just so I know, uh, if I had asked first...
Phoebe Buffay : I... would have said yes, but that would have been wrong.
David : Please, you don't have to explain... I mean... perhaps I hadn't gone to Minsk, things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip!
[walks away]
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David : [to Phoebe] Um, Phoebe, um... I have uh... something I wanna to say...
Monica Geller-Bing : [Eavesdropping over at the next table; To Chandler] Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this. Lets go.
Chandler Bing : [to Monica] I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh... Phoebe, um... I would be honored if uh..." Spit it out, David!
David : [to Phoebe] Um... Phoebe, um...
[Chandler smacks himself in the face out of pity]
David : You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was... unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help.
Phoebe Buffay : [Nods in agreement] Sure, okay, yeah.
David : But um... well now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart, so to that end...
[pulls out a ring from his pocket]
Phoebe Buffay : [Seeing Mike walk into the restaurant] Oh my God, Mike!
David : It's David, actually.
Phoebe Buffay : No, Mike's here.
David : [Turns around] Oh, hey Mike!
Mike Hannigan : Hey, David, Chandler, Monic - whoa
[upon seeing the unpleasantness of Monica's hair]
Monica Geller-Bing : [Cries in anger] It's the humidity!
Mike Hannigan : [to Phoebe] Hi, Phoebe.
Phoebe Buffay : [to Mike] What... are you doing here?
Mike Hannigan : I have a question I need to ask you.
David : [to Mike] I have a question that I was going to ask her myself.
Mike Hannigan : [to David] Yea, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
David : [Sarcastically] Okay! Would you care for my seat as well?
Mike Hannigan : Actually yeah, that'd be great.
David : Well that's fair you've had a long trip.
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Monica Geller-Bing : [Sarcastically] Well, I hope you're happy!
Chandler Bing : [Pretending not to sense the tone] Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!
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Monica Geller-Bing : [the sun has just come out] You go down to the pool and reserve the chairs
Rachel : Ok
Monica Geller-Bing : and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.
Chandler Bing : Uh ladies, Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Rachel : Noooooo!
Monica Geller-Bing : Dammit!
Ross : [from the next room] Walls are pretty thin, guys.
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Monica Geller-Bing : Honey, they have ping pong. Let's play.
Chandler Bing : I don't think so.
Monica Geller-Bing : Why not?
Chandler Bing : Because you know how competitive you get and while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.
Monica Geller-Bing : I'm not always that bad.
Chandler Bing : Oh yeah, what happened when we played last time?
Monica Geller-Bing : ...I punched you.
Chandler Bing : and...
Monica Geller-Bing : Phoebe
Phoebe Buffay : and...
Monica Geller-Bing : ...clunked your heads together.
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Chandler Bing : [Chandler just won at ping pong] I never sucked. I just didn't want you to know how good I was.
Monica : Why?
Chandler Bing : I don't know.
Monica : This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments.
Chandler Bing : That's why.
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Dr. Ross Geller : [Reading his speech to Charlie] ... By using CT scans, and computer imaging, we can in a very real way bring the Mesezoic Era into the 21st century.
Charlie Wheeler : [In astonishment] It's great. You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, and you know what, that'll be even better tomorrow because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet.
[opens the door for Joey, Chandler and Rachel]
Joey : Hey guys!
Dr. Ross Geller : [to Joey] The chocolates aren't here yet.
Joey : [Walks in in disappointment] Dammit!
Charlie Wheeler : [to Joey] Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic.
Chandler Bing : [to Charlie] Oh, is it on the computer? 'Cause I'd like to give it a read.
Dr. Ross Geller : [to Chandler] If you want to check your email, just ask.
Chandler Bing : What?
[Realizing Ross caught his bluff]
Chandler Bing : 'Kay.
[Friendlily pats Ross on his chest]
