Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2000)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Joey : What if you saw a three-legged puppy?

  Chandler : I'd be sad, sure - but I wouldn't cry.

  Joey : OK; well, what if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me"?

  Chandler : Cry? I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!

• Phoebe : [watching "E.T."]  You know what's sadder than this? "Bambi". I cried for three days to that. No, two - 'cause on the third day, my mother killed herself, so I was partly crying for that.

  Chandler : See, now *that* I can understand crying over - but "Bambi" is a cartoon.

  Joey : You didn't cry when Bambi's mom died?

  Chandler : Yes, it was very sad - when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

• Monica Geller : [watching what they think is Phoebe in a porn film]  Hold on a second - what's that on her ankle?

  Chandler : Her ankle is what you're watching?