Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Crush (1998)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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• Rachel Green : [Wondering how to ask a client out on a date]  I don't even know how I would go about it.

  Joey Tribbiani : Oh oh oh, what I do is uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey, how you doin..."

  Rachel Green : [Annoyed]  Oh, please.

  Joey Tribbiani : [to Phoebe]  Hey! How you doin...

  Phoebe : [Phoebe pauses a moment then looks away, giggling and flattered]  Just fine.

• Phoebe : Mon, do you still have like your old blouses and dresses from high school?

  Monica Geller : Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?

  Phoebe : Well it's just maternity clothes are so expensive.

• Phoebe : How was Kathy's play?

  Dr. Ross Geller : Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good looking guy.

  Chandler Bing : It's like somebody literally wrote down my worst nightmare and charged me $32 to see it.

• Monica Geller : Are you out of a job?

  Rachel Green : No, they stuck me in Personal Shopping, which is just a huge step down.

  Phoebe : Personal Shopping, what is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?.. That sounds great!