- Ross goes too far while trying to impress a date by over-whitening his teeth. Rachel uses gossip to get her boss to like her after Phoebe supposedly makes out with Ralph Lauren.
- Joey is afraid that Janine makes their place too girlie with all her stuff. Phoebe makes out with Ralph Lauren and it's Rachel's chance to be liked by her boss Kim by gossiping about it. But it turns out that it wasn't Ralph Lauren Phoebe made out with and Rachel will get in trouble if her boss finds out. Monica fixes Ross up with Hillary from work and Ross whitens his teeth for the date until they are shiny bright. They have to find a way to make his teeth look less bright so he puts on make-up. Kim thinks Rachel made out with Ralph Lauren and dislikes her even more. Ross doesn't say a word on his date in order not to show his teeth. But when Hillary finally sees Ross' teeth she freaks out. Joey becomes very girlie when Janine shows him how to knit and arrange flowers. Rachel makes up a story about her and Ralph Lauren and Kim forgives her.—Anonymous
- Chandler makes Joey realize that Janine makes their place too feminine with all her stuff. Pretty pink pillows, tiny boxes that are too small to put anything in. Chandler tells Joey to be a man and defend himself. Joey talks to Janine about the girl type stuff in the apartment, like pictures of cute babies they don't know (Anne Geddes), the candles, fluffy things that have no identifiable purpose, picture of a watering can, curling iron in the bathroom, the towels smell and feel different (they are clean and dry), potpourri (which Joey thinks are chips, but he smells it and says its like summer in a bowl).
Phoebe comes to Rachel's office to make copies of her new massage flyer, as she is trying to attract new clients. Phoebe makes out with Ralph Lauren (himself) and it's Rachel's chance to be liked by her boss Kim (Joanna Gleason) (who doesn't even read Rachel's reports) by gossiping about it. Kim thinks it was the best gossip she heard all year. But it turns out that it wasn't Ralph Lauren Phoebe made out with (it was Kenny the copy boy) and Rachel will get in trouble if her boss finds out.
Monica fixes Ross up with Hillary (Missi Pyle) from work (she is the hot assistant chef) and Ross whitens his teeth for the date until they are shiny bright (he left the gel on for too long as he fell asleep). They have to find a way to make his teeth look less bright (he tries on shirts of different colors, but that doesn't work) so he puts on make-up, as suggested by Monica. Ross is reluctant until Phoebe sees the teeth and yells out "Demon".. Chandler is made to do feminine stuff by Monica and goes over to Joey to spend some "man" time. Only to find that Joey becomes very feminine when Janine shows him how to knit and arrange flowers. He then goes over to Ross, only to find him applying make-up on himself for his date with Hillary.
Ross doesn't say a word on his date in order not to show his teeth. Hillary thinks Ross is a really good listener and is impressed and wants to have sex with him. She dims the light and Ross's teeth shine brightly in the neon light from Hillary's wall posters. when Hillary finally sees Ross' teeth she freaks out.
Rachel tells Kim the truth, but Kim thinks Rachel made out with Ralph Lauren (as Rachel's key card was used to access the copy machine that day) and dislikes her even more (as she thinks Rachel is sleeping with Ralph to get her job). Rachel makes up a story about her and Ralph Lauren (she says Ralph dumped her, and said that he is never going to promote her over Kim) and Kim forgives her. She says they have all been there "with Kenny the copy boy"..
Chandler confronts Joey about turning into a woman. This hurts Joey's feelings, as it wasn't what Chandler said, but the way he said it. Joey finally realizes that Chandler is right. Joey confronts Janine and moves all the feminine stuff in his room.
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