Friends (TV Series)

The One with Unagi (2000)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : Now, we can kick anybody's ass!

  Rachel : Yeah!

  Ross : After one class? I don't think so.

  Rachel : What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!

  Ross : Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.

  Rachel : Isn't that a kind of sushi?

  Ross : No, it's a concept.

  Phoebe : Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.

  Ross : All right, maybe it means that too.

  Rachel : Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.

  Ross : Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!

• [ater Ross has bragged about having "unagi"] 

  Phoebe , Rachel : [sneaking up from behind Ross, shouting]  Danger!

  [Ross screams] 

  Rachel : Ah, salmon skin roll.

• [Rachel and Phoebe have Ross pinned to the ground after he tried to scare them back] 

  Rachel : Say it.

  Phoebe : Say we are unagi.

  Ross : It's not something you are, it's something you have!

• [Ross has just scared Phoebe and Rachel] 

  Ross : At what point of those girlish screams would you have begun to KICK MY ASS?

  Rachel : Alright, so we weren't PREPARED!

• Rachel : Ah... Salmon skin roll.