Friends (TV Series)
The One with Unagi (2000)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Phoebe : Now, we can kick anybody's ass!
Rachel : Yeah!
Ross : After one class? I don't think so.
Rachel : What? You want to see me self-defend myself? Go over there and pretend you're a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!
Ross : Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Rachel : Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Ross : No, it's a concept.
Phoebe : Yeah, it is! It is! It's freshwater eel.
Ross : All right, maybe it means that too.
Rachel : Ooh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
Ross : Y'know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don't even care!
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Ross : About that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what would you do next?
The Instructor : Well, she would try to take her keys and then jam...
Ross : No. No, what would *you* do next?
The Instructor : Who, me? The Attacker?
Ross : Yes, That's right.
The Instructor : Why?
Ross : I tried attacking two women - did not work.
The Instructor : What?
Ross : It's OK. I mean, they're my friends. In fact I was married to one of them.
The Instructor : Let me get this straight. You attacked youe ex-wife?
Ross : Oh, no, no, no. I *TRIED*.
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Ross : Chandler. I sensed it was you.
Chandler Bing : What?
Ross : 'Unagi.' I'm always aware.
Chandler Bing : Are you aware that unagi is an eel?
