- [Ross asked Rachel to bring Joey to help move the couch but brought Chandler instead]
- Ross: So, did you bring Joey?
- Rachel: Uh, no, but I brought the next best thing.
- [Chandler walks in]
- Ross: Chandler. You brought Chandler. The next best thing would be Monica.
- Chandler: Normally, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong.
- Monica: What is going on with you?
- Joey: Nothing.
- Chandler: Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day.
- Joey: All right... There is something. I... I kind of had a dream. But I don't wanna talk about it.
- Chandler: What if Martin Luther King had said that. "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."
- Phoebe: I'm in Vice. Yeah, in fact, I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore.
- Cop: Who... who else is in vice up there?
- Phoebe: Um, do you know, um Sipowicz?
- Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
- Phoebe: Yeah, Sipowicz. Yeah, um, big guy, kind of bald.
- Cop: No, I don't know him.
- Phoebe: Don't try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there. He's out. His, um... his partner just died.
- Cop: Wow. Well, tell Sipowicz I'm real sorry for his loss.
- Phoebe: I sure will. Take care.
- Cop: Hey! By the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good.