Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Giant Poking Device (1996)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : If homo sapiens were in fact HOMO sapiens - is that why they're exctinct?
Dr. Ross Geller : Joey, homo sapiens are people!
Joey Tribbiani : Hey, I'm not judging.
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Dr. Ross Geller : I have to go to work for a few hours. Some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display.
Joey Tribbiani : What did they do?
Dr. Ross Geller : Well, they painted over the word 'Sapien' for one thing, then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that.
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[Ross accepts some food from Gunther]
Dr. Ross Geller : Thanks, Gunther.
[Ross kisses Rachel]
Dr. Ross Geller : Oh, can I get a napkin, too?
Gunther : [looking daggers - nay, MACHETES at Ross] Oh, like you don't already have everything.
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Dr. Ross Geller : So what's the matter, you need a dentist? I've got a good one.
Phoebe Buffay : Thanks. I have a good one too. I just... I can't see him.
Chandler Bing : See, that is the problem with invisible dentists.