Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Halloween Party (2001)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Photos 

Quotes 

• [Ross's lame Halloween costume joke] 

  Mona : Oh, my god. You're Spudnik.

  Chandler : [to Ross]  Marry her.

• Chandler : [Ross is wearing a 'Spudnik' costume]  Howdy, doodie.

• [after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] 

  Chandler : Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.

• Chandler : The Velveteen Rabbit was Brown and White!

  Monica : Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all!

  Chandler : No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all!

• Monica Geller : Hey, Ross.

  Ross Geller : Hey.

  Monica Geller : What are you supposed to be dressed up as?

  Ross Geller : Oh, well, you remember the russian satellite Sputnik? Well I am a potato or a spud and here are my antena. so?

  Monica Geller : So?

  Ross Geller : I'm Spudnik. Spudnik!

  Chandler : Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore.

• Chandler : You came as a Slutty Nurse. Joey will be so pleased.

  Mona : Actually I'm just a Nurse.

  Chandler : [dressed as a massive pink bunny]  You would think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out!

• Chandler : Oh you think you're stronger than me? How about you prove it?

  Ross : Oh I'll prove it alright. I'll prove it like a theorem!

• Monica : Look, honey, you don't have to do this, okay? It's the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You're loyal, and you're honest and you have integrity. That's the kind of strength I want in the man I love.

  Chandler : That means nothing to me.