- Monica Geller: You did not!
- Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was like 9, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened.
- Monica Geller: How is that possible?
- Ethan: Well think about it, you always hear it on the news. "A man is being held up at gunpoint", "Tourists are being terrorized at gunpoint". And I just kept thinking 'why do people continue to go there?'
- Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest "Power Ranger" is?
- [Ross and Chandler laugh]
- Ross: Oh, yeah.
- Monica Geller: Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?
- Joey: Sorry.
- Ross: It's morphin time!
- Joey: Stegosaurus!
- Chandler: Tyrannosaurus!
- [Joey, Ross and Chandler cross their arms like the "Power Rangers" do]
- Ethan: [to Monica] I'm not really 17, I just told you that so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife and kids, I'm your Congressman.
- Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
- Monica: Thank you.
- Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
- Monica: He's... our age.
- Chandler: When we were?
- Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
- Ross: College?
- Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
- Monica: No, of course not. it's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
- Rachel: What?
- Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
- Phoebe: Well, maybe 25-26.
- Monica: [getting annoyed] I am 26.
- Phoebe: There you go.
- Monica Geller: What were you thinking?
- Ethan: I wasn't thinking! I was too busy falling...
- Monica Geller: [grabs his mouth] Don't say it!
- Ethan: [mumbled] ...in love with you!
- Monica Geller: I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the Bicentennial!
- Ethan: [in awe] I just had sex.
- Ethan: There's something you should probably know.
- Monica Geller: Is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow morning' or like 'I'm secretly married to a goat'?
- Ethan: It's like a mixture of both.
- Phoebe: [has no clients] Such a dummy. I taught this massage-yourself-at-home workshop. And they are.