Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Ride Along (1999)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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[Chandler is angry because Joey attempted to save Ross instead of him]
Chandler Bing : You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
Joey Tribbiani : That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Chandler Bing : I do not hate Ross!
Joey Tribbiani : Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.
Chandler Bing : What picture?
Joey Tribbiani : [scowls] I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
Chandler Bing : I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but it could've been a bullet and you know, you didn't try to save me!
Joey Tribbiani : Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I... knew... you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he needs help. He's not street like us!
Chandler Bing : When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.
Joey Tribbiani : [embarrassed] Well, no, not exactly! Alright, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. Alright? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.
Chandler Bing : From a bullet?
Joey Tribbiani : I know it doesn't make much sense...
Chandler Bing : *Much* sense?
Joey Tribbiani : Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
Chandler Bing : So you risked your life, for a sandwich!
Joey Tribbiani : I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler, this is...
[Joey picks up the sandwich]
Joey Tribbiani : ...the greatest sandwich in the world!
[Chandler is no longer angry; instead, he is amused]
Chandler Bing : [smiles] So you didn't, uh, choose Ross before me.
Joey Tribbiani : No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
Chandler Bing : [beaming] Really?
Joey Tribbiani : Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me...
[Joey unwraps the sandwich and offers it to Chandler]
Joey Tribbiani : ...here.
Chandler Bing : Thanks.
[Chandler takes the sandwich]
Joey Tribbiani : No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
[Chandler takes a bite]
Joey Tribbiani : How good is that?
Chandler Bing : [with his mouthful] Oh-oi-ho, yeah!
Joey Tribbiani : See?
Chandler Bing : Hm-hmm.
[Chandler is about to take another bite]
Joey Tribbiani : Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?
Chandler Bing : I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
Joey Tribbiani : Yeah. With a bite!
[Joey takes the sandwich back]
Joey Tribbiani : Gee-e-e-eez!
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Chandler Bing : [after Ross got demoted from riding shotgun with Gary] Look at Officer Ross riding in the back with the visitors.
Joey : Yeah, what's up with that, Serpico?