Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Routine (1999)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• [At an advance taping of "Dick Clark's Rocking New Year's Eve"] 

  Stage Manager : All right. All of you guys just dance and don't look at the cameras. Any questions?

  Ross : Yeah. When is this going to air.

  [Nobody laughs except for Ross and Monica] 

  Stage Manager : Yeah. Let's start.

  Joey : Hey, Ross. When IS this going to air?

• Janine Lecroix : 3, 2, 1. Happy New Year.

  [kisses Joey] 

  Joey : [mumbles]  Oomchimawa.

• [in mens' room] 

  Joey : Hey, Tall Guy. How's it going?

  Tall Guy : Good.

  Joey : You know that girl who's your dancing partner?

  Tall Guy : Yeah, tell me about it. I was almost about to bring my wife.

  Joey : Yeah, well, I kinda came with her. And, I hoping...

  Tall Guy : No.

  Joey : Come on, man. I've been trying to ask her out for a month, now. I had this plan where I kiss her on the New Year's countdown.

  Tall Guy : I can see where you're coming from. But... no. Sorry she's fair game.

  Joey : ...All right, that's fair.

  [throws water at Tall guy's crotch] 

  Tall Guy : Hey. What're you, in second grade?

  Joey : Hey. You're the one wetting your pants.