Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Routine (1999)

Lex Medlin: The Tall Guy

Quotes 

• [in mens' room] 

  Joey : Hey, Tall Guy. How's it going?

  Tall Guy : Good.

  Joey : You know that girl who's your dancing partner?

  Tall Guy : Yeah, tell me about it. I was almost about to bring my wife.

  Joey : Yeah, well, I kinda came with her. And, I hoping...

  Tall Guy : No.

  Joey : Come on, man. I've been trying to ask her out for a month, now. I had this plan where I kiss her on the New Year's countdown.

  Tall Guy : I can see where you're coming from. But... no. Sorry she's fair game.

  Joey : ...All right, that's fair.

  [throws water at Tall guy's crotch] 

  Tall Guy : Hey. What're you, in second grade?

  Joey : Hey. You're the one wetting your pants.