Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Stripper (2001)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

Quotes 

• Dr. Leonard Green : [Rachel has asked Phoebe to go to dinner, to help her tell her father she is pregnant]  Why don't I order everyone the Mandarin chicken?

  Phoebe : I don't eat meat.

  Dr. Leonard Green : It's chicken!

  Phoebe : Yeah; well, I don't eat that, either.

  Dr. Leonard Green : [shaking his head]  I'll never understand you lesbians.

• Dr. Leonard Green : So what's new with you?

  Rachel : [hesitating]  Uhh, well... I got TiVo!

  Dr. Leonard Green : [confused]  What's TiVo?

  Phoebe : It's slang for pregnant!

• Phoebe : [Rachel has lied to her father about her upcoming marriage to Ross]  I'd like to attend your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day. I have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun Bar Mitzvah.